A Kook for Queries

MB sent me this survey and you know I can't say "no"...

1. When I'm drunk, I tend to.....
Drunk dial

2. Shots or beer?
I hate needles, so we'll go with beer

3. Do you have a drinking buddy?
If you're my buddy, we drink

4. Do you get angry?
Only when I get kicked out of bars

5. Do you puke?
Two times ever. The first on JELL-O shots. Yeah, there's always room for JELL-O, especially after you make all kinds of room by puking your guts out. Who needs a small intestine anyway?

6. After 7 drinks who are you?
The girl serving tequila shots out of a Pepto Bismol cap (sorry MB)

8. Tequila does what to you?
I'm solid on tequila. As long as it's the good stuff ;-)

10. Vodka makes you?
A damn fine mixer for Cherry Coke

11. Do you smoke when you drink?
I'm "smokin'" when I drink, but I think you're asking something else

12. Do you pass out?
My number? Occasionally.

13. Do you drink girly drinks?
Nope. I leave that to the boys

14. Do you drink alone?
Not generally, but I did drink a couple over-priced beers on the 18-hour trip home from San Diego

15. Worst drink you have ever had?
I had a HORRIBLE dirty martini on my bday. What don't they get about olive juice?

16. Do you play drinking games?
Yes please. Can you say hysterical?

17. Favorite Beer?
Guiness, Oberon, Old Speckled Hen

18. What is your favorite shot?
There is no "favorite" there is only "is there a beer bottle I can spit this into?"

19. What will you NOT drink?
Whiskey. It's ruined for me. Ex-boyfriend used to smell like it frequently. Nothing like frenching a bottle of Jack Daniels

20. Are you a lightweight when it comes to alcohol?
I wish. No, I can hold my spirits

21. Do you ever drink bacardi silver?
what is that?

23. Do you like frozen drinks?
Nope - slows me down

24. Do you drink liquor straight?
RARELY

25. Do you ever drink out of the bottle?
Uh huh - can you say TAILGATE!!.

26. Are you drunk right now?
No, but with all this snow, I'm tempted.

27. Do you consume more than 2 alcoholic beverages on daily basis?
Would I admit it if I did?

28. Do you drink a lot of wine?
Oh dear lord, yes

29. When's the last time you drank?
Thursday. Wine. Tiaras.

30. Name someone that will repost this drinking survey-
Taylor might respond

31. Ever been streaking while drinking?
Skinny dipping count?.

32. Hot tub/pool naked because of alcohol?
Oh wait, see above

33. Failed any college courses due to alcohol alone?
You can't prove that!

34. Ever woken up & said "Dude where's my car?"
No, but I rarely say "Dude".

35. Ever carried someone up & down the same flight of stairs due to their drunkness?
I might consider dragging someone up and down the stairs by their ankles, but only to amuse myself.

36. Puked in a friend's car?
Oh thank god, I can say no. But I did have a friend in H.S. puke in my car. Potpourri Carpet Fresh is forever linked to the smell of vomi