She has some fun posts and a Wednesday haiku competition that I'm becoming addicted to. Anyway, she had this little quiz on hers today and since I didn't have much to say, I thought I'd give you this...
1. Diamonds or Pearls? See? Right off the bat I'm bitter, as I have neither and want both. I'd go with "and" over "or" on that one.
2. Chocolate or Vanilla? A family credo: If it's not chocolate, it's not dessert.
3. Beatles or Stones? I'm more likely to wax poetic over N*SYNC or Backstreet Boys, Britney or Christina. Only because I like to make fun of them and there isn't much I find humorous about the Beatles and Stones except that some women still find them attractive
4. Steak or Pasta? Am I the only freak who can totally pass on steak? I wish I were a marathon runner, which would make my propensity for eating my weight in pasta much more acceptable.
5. Revolver or Semi-Automatic? Can you tell yet that my dad told me about this blog? If we're talking about doors, I get a little freaked out in revolving doors. If, as I suspect, this is gun talk - I prefer spitballs.
6. Feather or Foam? Foam. Feather beds always stick me with their prickly quills. I'd like to think we've evolved since Little House on the Prairie
7. Republican or Democrat? I'm beginning to think they need a much smarter party if I'm gonna dance
8. Stick or Automatic? I once was lost, but now I'm found. I'd only ever owned sticks and didn't know the luxury of an automatic transmission. I've gone soft, but cruise control gets me over it.
9. Table Service or Buffet? I have high enough blood pressure without fighting a testy geezer for the last egg roll. Cute waiter me.
10. Summer, Winter, Spring or Fall? If a land existed that was Fall year around, I think I'd pack it all in. Naturally their national language would be "Pointing and Grunting"; national food - cheese; national bird - none, because they think birds are unpredictable and frightening too; national pastime - baking and mocking
11. Sailboat or Motorboat? I don't care as long as someone else is at the helm and there are no shark fins peeping out at me
12. Dogs or Cats? This often-debated question is a big DNA (does not apply). I am the proud owner of a colony of dust bunnies. What they lack in cuteness, they also lack in slobber and unexplained trails of feces
13. Beer or Wine? I could no sooner pick a favorite child or star in the heavens. They are both perfect just the way God made them
14. Hugs or kisses? Chocolate is chocolate
15. Cary Grant or Jimmy Stewart? Cary Grant is much too sophisticated for the likes of me (my friends are all nodding in agreement) Jimmy, now Jimmy would call you "dollface", give you a smack on the ass and order you both Gin and Tonics
16. Pie or Cake? Neither? I'd take a cookie over the both of them. Although I make an amazing Pecan Pumpkin Pie and a Peanut Butter Chocolate Cake that has actually made men weep
17. Tea or Coffee? If it's good - coffee, black. If it's so-so - coffee, masking as chocolate milk. If recovering from a hangover - tea, pepperminty
18. Male Friends or Female Friends? I used to be a big "Girls Stink" Girl. They seemed catty, petty and some other -tty word. But then I got me some great girlfriends and you just can beat that with a stick
19. Pool or Beach? Doesn't matter, but there better be that great coconut smell from Super Duper Accelerating Tanning Lotion wafting in the air
20. Hotter or Colder? Beverages? Weather? Come on, hook a girl up with a qualifier. Weather - colder; beverages - both have a time and place; the game - colder makes you feel like a real loser
1 comment:
You are, without a doubt, the funniest person on the planet. Totally agree about a cookie trumping both pie and cake, by the way. I'm still laughing over the "Hugs or kisses? Chocolate is chocolate" line. Too funny.
Post a Comment